Spike: Before we impact the ground and our remains are splattered into an impossibly revolting mess of mixed dragon and pony parts and blood, I must confess to you, Rarity: I have been harboring deeply inappropriate feelings for you for years.
Rarity: Hush now, Spike. It's alright. I too have felt like doing disturbing and horrifyingly unnatural things with you as well! If only we were going to live, we could have nauseated all of Equestria with our sordidly explicit exploits!